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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Kids Say the Darnedest Things

I went to get a pap smear and colposcopy last week. When we arrived at the hospital, my daughter was asleep in the car. We didn't have someone to watch her, so I decided to go in alone, and have my husband wait with her in the car. I figured the colposcopy wouldn't be right for her to be around.
When she got up, she asked my husband where I was. My husband told her that I was at the doctor's getting a  check up. B then they're were walking the halls of the hospital to wait for me.
Of course she had to know what kind of check-up I was getting, so my husband told her that the doctor was checking my vagina.

So as they were walking passed a crowded waiting room, my daughter said - in her loud toddler voice - that she wanted to go see the doctor to tell him that he had to be gentle inside mommy's vagina... Can you imagine my husband's embarrassment and the other patient's faces?



  1. Hahaha....priceless! That'll be a good one to share in 20 years!

  2. Precious! Absolutely precious! Only innocent toddlers! I can't even imagine your husband's face!

  3. Hilarious!

    I had a colposcopy thirteen years ago after I had some pre-cancerous cells show up on a pap. Take care and hope everything goes well!

  4. I love it when kids do that :)


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